Ares these perfect chefs?

by F1exican

45 Comments

  1. Agitated-Quit-6148

    You’re early today.

    Howdy from a public defenders office in Tennessee.

    They all wanted me to tell you hello

  2. Jealous_Acorn

    Why must you turn this subreddit into a house of lies? These are scallions, sir.

  3. TrendySpork

    ![gif](giphy|jRpkPKdCEnFG1L1r27)

  4. pikadegallito

    I can’t believe it’s April 1 already? 🤔

  5. Whoru87

    Im here way too early and im so confused

  6. feelingpeckish123

    ![gif](giphy|svrEqurbwLU07YF19H)

    What is happening? 👀

    JK epic shit post. I’m here for it 😂

  7. Miserable-Dog-837

    scallion-dalous. see you tomorrow chef.

  8. Th3Oscillator

    #scalliongate see you tomorrow chef

  9. paddleout722

    ![gif](giphy|YrU0MqWSs5T3jYiAmH)

  10. Karunyan

    Nice scallions chef!

    Laughed out loud at this one, thank you 🙂

  11. OpportunitySmart3457

    Green onions!!!

    ![gif](giphy|12NlCFUvTokWXe)

  12. stayonthecloud

    You’re just saving the best chives for day 69 aren’t ya 🙂 see you tomorrow chef!

  13. sanquility

    Top tier trolling sir your legendary status continues

  14. jukethejukebox

    ![gif](giphy|3o7WIQ4FARJdpmUni8|downsized)

  15. LysDesTenebres

    the one time I’m this early, and we are getting bamboozled. Noooooooooooooooo 🙁

  16. justsomegeology

    u/KarmaKrazi maybe helicopters would be fitting. You know, because those aren’t chives, they don’t deserve your beautiful planes

  17. fishfishbirdbirdcat

    Who else double checked the username. Scalliongate! 😂

  18. WaffleHouseGladiator

    Scallions count. On my way, chef.

    ![gif](giphy|Btn42lfKKrOzS)

  19. MyauIsHere

    My reality is destabilized and I am uncomfortable

  20. circlejerksandmemes

    Why must you toy with our emotions you bastard?

  21. Oh man, there’s gonna be a riot soon with this level of troll.

  22. BJ77345

    Wrong cutting board, no knife and scallions!?! What has the chive world come to?

  23. Impeachcordial

    These are, to be fair, *very* well chopped spring onions.

  24. Cooper_Sharpy

    From Chivelord to Scallion Stallion just like that..

    See you tomorrow chef.

  25. KarmaKrazi

    I mean, you pretty much nailed scallions first day. One of the only one’s I’d question is below.

  26. ezekielBmb

    ![gif](giphy|NPlFVAXWIiJDGfGSDW|downsized)

    All of us rn. Well played flex

  27. keranjii

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  28. wordsnstuff825

    I was a chive loyalist (and appreciated the honesty on days there were no chives) but I had to change my flair to the accusatory f1exican did chive-11 because of this.

    These are lies! Lies!